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Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country (1991)
Jim, There is a Historic Opportunity Here
The time has finally come for me to complete the original series of Star Trek movies. It’s been a fairly decent run thus far. Though I’ve really only found two of the movies to be fairly disappointing, I still don’t think I’ve seen one of these movies capable of making me understand how a Trekkie could possibly consider this series to be superior to Star Wars. Even the best ones I’ve seen so far pale in comparison to the best Star Wars movies, in my opinion. But they still have one movie left, and that movie is Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country, written by Nicholas Meyer and Denny Martin Flinn, directed by Nicholas Meyer, and starring William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy, Kim Cattrall, Christopher Plummer, DeForest Kelley, George Takei, James Doohan, Walter Koenig, Nichelle Nichols, David Warner, Rosanna DeSoto, Iman, Brock Peters, and Michael Dorn.
One of the Klingon moons explodes, throwing the Klingon Empire into turmoil and causing them to call the United Federation of Planets and suggest that they enter into some peace negotiations. Spock (Leonard Nimoy) recommends Captain James T. Kirk (William Shatner) to escort the Klingon Chancellor, Gorkon (David Warner), to the negotiations. Kirk resents the assignment, still harboring a lot of resentment for the Klingons because they killed his son. After a tense meal with the Klingon’s on board the Enterprise, the Enterprise appears to inexplicably fire upon the Klingon ship and, while the gravity is down, two Enterprise crew members beam on board and kill most of the Klingons, including Gorkon. The Enterprise is blamed and Kirk, along with Doctor Leonard McCoy (DeForest Kelley), is sentenced to life imprisonment on a mining planet. Kirk and McCoy have to try to survive imprisonment while Spock and the Enterprise crew try to find out what happened to clear their names.
I wasn’t really feeling this movie, but I suppose I’d relent as far as to say that it was an acceptable sendoff for the original Enterprise crew. It just felt so uneventful. I guess there were technically a lot of things happening, what with the peace negotiations, the framing of Kirk, the attempted assassination, etc., but I’m also not that interested in watching interstellar politics. I found it mostly boring and did not inspire me to give it too much attention. I think one of the things that kept annoying me is that they wouldn’t stop quoting Shakespeare. That stuff barely keeps me interested when it’s an actual Shakespeare play! And they just do it way too much. I get it, you all like Shakespeare, and we’ve all cumulatively agreed to not pay attention to how the Klingon’s would get that interested in Shakespeare, but you can knock it off already. And then, when they got bored of that, they started quoting Peter Pan, which is basically the same thing, I guess. And when they end their movie with Kirk telling them to fly toward the “second star to the right and straight on till morning” made me think that it was their intention to have Star Trek VII take place in Neverland. They’ve done more ridiculous things in the TV show. But, best I could tell, I had not misplaced another movie, so they may not have made that movie. Some of the non-classical quotes were also irritating. The biggest one for me was when Spock decided that whoever they were looking for (the two killers) were still on board the Enterprise. Yeah, they would logically still be on board the Enterprise … IF they didn’t teleport off already, as they’ve proven themselves able to do. I also got annoyed at the end when they said they wanted to decommission the Enterprise again at the end of the movie. Why does Starfleet have such a hard-on for getting rid of their most effective vessel?! This is the second time they’ve tried that in these movies. And after they said they wanted to decommission it, it got destroyed, and then they STILL rebuilt it! Make up your mind!
This was the best looking Star Trek movie that I’ve seen until the J.J. Abrams joints. It looked really good. It started off really well too with that giant energy wave thing that looked great, even though it was very, very pink. I guess I didn’t like it because I didn’t really see the point of it. I understand that the Klingons needed some reason to talk peace with the Federation, but they didn’t really need something so elaborate. The action was decent enough when it happened, but I got to thinking that the shields are nowhere near as effective as they should’ve been. They announce that the shields are in the process of weakening, but then they show the hull and there’s physical damage on it. So the shields when only slightly depreciated are only really good enough to keep out 10% of incoming damage? And after that, I thought that it was cute that the movie ended with the signatures of the main crew before the credits began. It’s a nice little finishing touch.
The cast still brings it to the best of their ability, but the bulk of them are showing their age at this point. I guess I can’t really blame them for that. Not everyone can age as gracefully as I have. I did feel like it didn’t really fit the character of Kirk to have him mutter some insult about one of the Klingon’s resembling Hitler under his breath without having the balls to repeat it when he was called on it. I also thought it was a little over the top for DeForest Kelley to jump up on the Klingon and straddle him as he pounded on his chest to revive him. I don’t know if I could call it cliché since I don’t know if this movie was one of the first to do it or not, so I’ll just say it was a little much. I also thought Iman was good in the role of Martia, but mostly because she was hot. It was a little strange that she still talked in her own voice in all the different forms she took until she took the form of Kirk, but I didn’t care that much. Then I got really confused because Michael Dorn plays Colonel Worf in this movie, the Klingon that defends Kirk and McCoy at the trial. This didn’t seem to make any sense chronologically for me since the same actor plays a Klingon with the same name hundreds of years later in The Next Generation, but they had already finished airing The Next Generation by the time this movie came out. I guess they just never had the opportunity to explain it. Had they mentioned it in this movie, it would’ve been predicting the future. And TNG was already done, so they couldn’t mention it there. Maybe just not worth the trouble.
Though I found myself somewhat bored with Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country, I felt as if it was an acceptable way to send off the series. The story was a little boring and based mostly around interstellar politics, but the action and the performances were all good, and the story did succeed at what it wanted to do by closing out the original series with a nice little bow. I wouldn’t recommend this movie on its own, but I would recommend the whole set of the original series movies. They’re more good than bad, and overall worth watching. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country gets “Once more unto the breach, dear friends” out of “Let them die!”
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Star Trek V: The Final Frontier (1989)
Please Captain, Not in Front of the Klingons.
Today may finally be the day that I watch the Star Trek movie even fans complain about. So far, I’ve found the Star Trek movies to be mostly enjoyable. The first movie was the worst that I’ve seen so far, but it was still only mediocre, not bad. Then the next few movies were pretty good. But today’s Star Trek movie is the worst rated of this generation in Star Trek movies, so I imagine I’ll have plenty of fodder for jokes. But who knows? Maybe every other critic is wrong and this is, in fact, a good movie. There’s only one way to find out. Today’s movie is Star Trek V: The Final Frontier, written by David Loughery, directed by William Shatner, and starring William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy, Laurence Luckinbill, DeForest Kelley, James Doohan, George Takei, Walter Koenig, Nichelle Nichols, Todd Bryant, Spice Williams-Crosby, David Warner, Charles Cooper, Cynthia Gouw, and George Murdock.
Something happens in a desert between a Vulcan named Sybok (Laurence Luckinbill) and a guy that looks like the lead singer from Midnight Oil. Then the crew of the USS Enterprise – Captain James T. Kirk (William Shatner), Spock (Leonard Nimoy), Doctor Leonard McCoy (DeForest Kelley), Engineer Montgomery Scott (James Doohan), Helmsman Hikaru Sulu (George Takei), Navigator Pavel Chekov (Walter Koenig), and Communications Officer Uhura (Nichelle Nichols) – is camping in Yosemite National Park. So those are things that happen. Sybok takes some hostages on the planet Nimbus III and the Enterprise responds to the threat, only to get their own ship taken hostage as well, to be used in Sybok’s quest to find a mythical planet called Sha Ka Ree, where creation began and God hangs out.
Hooray! I’ve finally found a really bad Star Trek movie. This movie sucked. Actually, I don’t even know how comfortable I’d be in saying that the movie sucked because I feel like I had no idea what was going on, and I was actually paying full attention for the bulk of the movie. I even had my friend Forty along for the ride, and neither one of us had any idea what was going on until the last 15 minutes or so of the movie. When we figured out what they were going for, we realized that it was pretty stupid. They were looking for a God planet. When they find what they think is the God planet, they are attacked by fake God and just leave without doing anything about the fake God. Also, a Klingon ship with muddy motivations is following the Enterprise through the entire movie with such ineptitude that I forgot they were still following for most of the movie. They were an entire non-entity that could have been left out of the movie entirely. But the movie seemed to be filled with such things, and it could be argued that the entire movie could’ve been left out of the movie to the movie’s benefit.
The look of this movie was … confusing. Don’t movies typically get better graphically as they get sequels? This one took a step backwards. It wasn’t the worst looking movie, but it wasn’t great. The last part of the movie was the most annoying to me, because “God” was so him-damned bright that I think I went blind in my left eye. Also, the cantina in Paradise City looked like it was stolen right out of another movie, but I can’t remember which one. All I remember is that it was a cantina on an alien planet and the movie was called Star Wars. Also, this is not what I’ve been told Paradise City looks like. It was a desert, for crying out loud. I’ve heard that Paradise City is a place where the grass is green and the girls are pretty. If I went to the Paradise City in this movie, I feel like I’d just be asking for someone to please take me home. Yeah yeah. It also just looked like any old desert place on Earth. Not nearly alien enough. All they really did to make it seem alien was tape some fake horns to the heads of horses and put a three-boobed cat lady in there. The sound was also a big problem for me in this movie. I couldn’t tell if it was my sound system or the movie, but the movie was either extremely loud or it completely drowned out its own dialogue. That might not have been the worst thing ever, I guess.
I mostly was fine with the cast, as I have been in all the Star Trek movies. The only issue I took with Kirk was when he got so butt hurt when he told Spock to kill Sybok and Spock didn’t. It doesn’t really feel like Kirk to order someone to kill an unarmed man in cold blood, let alone get pissy when he didn’t do it. Leonard Nimoy was good again, but I hated his little rocket boots that they kept throwing in the movie. They seemed to have no idea of how rockets work. If you want to make these boots antigravity boots, then do it. I’ll get on board with that. This is a science fiction movie, so I can accept things like that. But if you’re going to show me that they’re rocket based, then you can’t have Spock hovering when his feet are pointed upwards. That would just propel him face first into the ground. The only thing I had to say about Sybok was that I thought he was Sean Connery when I first saw him. Then I found out they had originally cast Connery, so it seemed to make sense. And it made even more sense that Connery decided to do Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade instead of this movie. Connery seems to have a good head on his shoulders. I had heard about Nichelle Nichols and her strange little fan dance that came out of nowhere and served no real purpose, and that was in this movie. I wish I had seen that out of her about 30 years earlier, but I could’ve done without it here. I didn’t have much to say about the God character in this movie except that I have no idea how he could miss when shooting beams out of his eyes. I’ve never understood that in any situation when someone misses when shooting beams out of their eyes. They just look at something and then shoot! If you have the ability to look at something, you should be able to hit it!
Star Trek V: The Final Frontier was finally the awful Star Trek movie I had been waiting for. After the one mediocre and three decent movies, I was beginning to get bored with their quality. The story of this movie was confused and confusing, and when I finally figured it out I was deflated by it. The look also took an inexplicable step backwards in quality, and the sound could not decide if you should bother listening to the dialogue or have your ears blown out, so they decided to mix it up and do both. The only way I could really recommend this movie would be if you wanted to make fun of it, but even then it might be a little too hard to keep up with to even bother with that. Skip it. Star Trek V: The Final Frontier gets “I do not believe you realize the gravity of your situation” out of “I don’t control minds. I free them.”
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Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (1986)
We Have Found the Nuclear Wessel.
I do find myself a little impatient to reach the end of my run with the Star Trek movies. I’ve been reviewing and watching so much Star Trek stuff recently that girls literally run at the sight of me, whereas before they just laughed and walked calmly away from me. I guess they can smell it on you. But I also hate leaving a series unfinished, so I must continue on. It’s not as if it’s that painful to make it through these movies. Thus far, I’ve enjoyed two out of three of the Star Trek movies, but I’m still waiting for the drastic drop in quality I’ve heard about with them. Could this be one such movie? We’ll find out as I review Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home, written by Steve Meerson, Peter Krikes, and Nicholas Meyer, directed by Leonard Nimoy, and starring William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy, Catherine Hicks, DeForest Kelley, James Doohan, George Takei, Walter Koenig, Nichelle Nichols, Mark Lenard, Jane Wyatt, Majel Barrett, and Robin Curtis.
After the events of the last movie, the crew that survived the destruction of the USS Enterprise – Captain James T. Kirk (William Shatner), Spock (Leonard Nimoy), Doctor Leonard McCoy (DeForest Kelley), engineer Montgomery Scott (James Doohan), helmsmen Hikaru Sulu (George Takei), Commander Pavel Chekov (Walter Koenig), and communications officer Uhura (Nichelle Nichols) – agree unanimously to return to Starfleet headquarters on Earth to face prosecution for the crimes they committed. But on their way back, they receive a distress signal from Earth, saying that they’re about to be destroyed because a tube in space is trying to find whales and we killed them all. The only way for the Enterprise crew to save the planet is to travel back in time to the present (or this movie’s version of the present 1986) to when whales still existed and bring two of them back to their time. In 1986, they find two whales that are about to be released into the wild under the care of Dr. Gillian Taylor (Catherine Hicks), but convincing her to give up the whales is not their only concern. They must also repair and repower their ship while fitting it to handle whales in a time where the technology doesn’t exist to accomplish any of those things.
I would say that I now enjoy three of the four Star Trek movies that I’ve seen. This one is still good. I’m really waiting to see that drop in quality I keep hearing about. Most of the movie was light-hearted and fun, and the movie was based around a message I agree with, but it was a little heavy-handed. The movie was basically all about how we need to save the whales, all set into a Star Trek back drop. I agree with your message, and I even think that it’s a proper enough premise to base a movie around, but it doesn’t really feel like a Star Trek movie. And the probe didn’t even come to take the whales back. It just showed up to check to make sure we hadn’t fucked up too badly. So their motivation was basically just to see what big jerks humans would be. But though I was torn about the premise the whole movie was based on, I still found it an enjoyable experience. A lot of the moments when the Enterprise crew were trying to get around in 1986 were amusing and made the heavy-handed message the movie was beating me over the head with much more tolerable. Time travel can also be dangerous in movies, making overcoming obstacles a little too easy. That could be considered the case with this movie as well. All they have to do is fly around the sun and they’re back in the 80’s? That’s like Superman problem solving. If it’s that easy then why don’t they just do it every time they need a second chance at something? Also, I know that Kirk’s line to Spock where he says, “Start your computations for time warp,” was a second draft. The original line was obviously, “Let’s do the time warp again.” I also took issue with how incompetent they made the “present” day military seem. They announced a security breech and yet none of the military people walking through the halls of the ship seemed to be that interested in the stranger in street clothes running past them. I think military people are trained better than that, even back in 1986.
The movies still seem to be improving visually. Even though I still think that green is an odd style choice for Klingons, the ship looked good. They still have not really figured out a good excuse for how they’re able to watch the previous movies though. They start out the movie watching scenes from the previous movie, but never think of a good reason that all of those camera angles were recorded by security cameras. Are we to believe that the vessels of Starfleet have cameras in a constant orbit to get the camera angles to make security footage more interesting? It also made me wonder why there are always such fights between Trekkies and Star Wars fans when Industrial Light and Magic did the visuals for this movie. I also took issue with the audio in some parts of the movie. First, the first thing I thought when I heard the probe was that it sounded like a robotic whale. About 10 minutes later, the Enterprise crew figured out the same thing. I can’t necessarily say that I’m smarter than them though because I vaguely remember hearing that whales took some part in the movies. Later, I also took issue with the shitty, 80’s, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles style music they drop. I know they’re in the 80’s, but I also know that some good music came out of that decade. The worst issue with the music was the music they played when they were running around the hospital. Think of the worst, most corny and on the nose music you can think of for a goofy chase scene. …You got it. It was ridiculously close to Yakety Sax or something.
Again, the performances are mostly unchanged and offer not much to say other than what I’ve already said about them. Though they had done it frequently in the television show, I don’t recall Spock having too many humorous moments in the previous movies, but it was the greater majority of what he did in this one. As humorous as I found it to see some of the other Enterprise crew interact with the people of 1986, Spock topped it out. Well, there was at least one moment I found amusing with George Takei, but I’m not sure it was intentional. It was when he said he was born in San Francisco. Sulu may have been born in San Francisco, but there’s also a chance Takei was just dropping hints before he was ready to kick open the old closet doors. I liked Catherine Hicks well enough. She was cute in personality and in appearance, and she got inexplicably nipply around the end of the movie. I was also entirely confused by the guy that owned the factory that Doohan visited. What was the reason for the giant “I Quit Smoking” pin that he was wearing? Good for you, buddy. But what does that have to do with the manufacturing of Plexiglas?
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home was a solid enough movie. The story was fun in the parts where they weren’t trying to make a point, and the point they were trying to make – though it was a good one – was a little heavy-handed and perhaps not best suited for a vaguely goofy science fiction movie. But the cast still does a great job, and I’d say I’d be able to recommend this movie for a watch as well. Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home gets “They like you very much, but they are not the hell your whales” out of “Nobody pays any attention to you unless you swear every other word.”
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Star Trek III: The Search for Spock (1984)
That Green-Blooded Son of a Bitch!
My fascination with the Star Trek series endures. The previous movie in the series has long been called the greatest Star Trek movie, and I found it to be good, but perhaps a bit overhyped and spoiled. But that doesn’t really bode well for the rest of the series. Especially for today’s movie. I have heard director Edgar Wright say that every odd numbered Star Trek movie is crap, and we’re coming upon number three. Perhaps Mr. Wright was exaggerating as Rotten Tomatoes rates this movie pretty well. We’ll just have to find out as I review Star Trek III: The Search for Spock, written by Harve Bennett, directed by Leonard Nimoy, and starring William Shatner, Christopher Lloyd, Leonard Nimoy, DeForest Kelley, James Doohan, Walter Koenig, George Takei, Nichelle Nichols, Merritt Butrick, Robin Curtis, Mark Lenard, and Judith Anderson.
After their battle with Khan Noonien Singh in the previous movie, the Starship Enterprise is fucked up. It limps back to Starfleet for repairs, only to find that the ship is to be decommissioned, much to the chagrin of her Captain, James T. Kirk (William Shatner). Even more chagrining (I just found out that was a word!) to Captain Kirk is that he lost his First Officer and friend, Spock (Leonard Nimoy), in the battle with Khan. Hope comes when Spock’s father, Sarek (Mark Lenard), tells Kirk that Spock would have transferred his spirit to someone to be revived later, and that someone turns out to be the Enterprises Chief Medical Officer, Leonard McCoy (DeForest Kelley). Kirk and his crew decide to hijack the Enterprise and take it to find Lieutenant Saavik (Robin Curtis) and Kirk’s son, David Marcus (Merritt Butrick), who are investigating a planet created by the Genesis device, where Spock’s body landed and has started to regenerate as a child. But they will have to be fast as a Klingon ship, led by Commander Kruge (Christopher Lloyd), are way ahead of them.
It would appear that Edgar Wright is prone to exaggeration. Even though this was an odd numbered Star Trek movie, I thought it was a strong enough offering. Perhaps not quite as good as the Wrath of Khan, but a decent enough effort. I found Wrath of Khan unsurprising because everything within the story had already been spoiled for me. The Search for Spock was spoiled because the story was in the title. The Search for Spock basically covers the story of the movie, but I wouldn’t say that was necessarily a bad thing. It did attempt a few emotional surprises, possibly because of the success they had in the previous movie with them, but they were hit and miss in this one. For instance, I felt absolutely nothing when Kirk’s son died. Perhaps I had not had time enough to get attached to him as he only appeared as a fairly insignificant part of the previous movie where I was only half sure I heard them mention the guy was Kirk’s son. Then he never really did anything awesome to adhere himself to me. He was just kind of in the background. So when he died, I know they wanted it to be sad for me, but I couldn’t muster that. Strangely enough, I did feel a twang of shock and sadness when the Enterprise blew up. I had 80+ episodes and 3 movies to get attached to that thing. And, even though I now fully expect there to be some convoluted way of bringing it back in ensuing movies, I did not expect to see it blow up. So, to sum that up: I don’t care that the hero’s son died, but I do care that his spaceship did. Probably not what they were going for.
The movie still looks good. Things typically don’t get worse as movies progress and they’re given more money. I should probably not bother even talking about it in the future Star Trek movie reviews unless I think of jokes to make about it. Uh…that green spaceship sure looked stupid, eh? …Okay, moving on…
Not a whole lot of changes made to the cast, so not a whole lot to add to it. Because of Back to the Future, I will probably always be excited to see Christopher Lloyd. Although I’ve seen him in a few bad movies, I’ve never seen him do badly. He’s always really compelling to watch. I also got to wondering how much pussy the 8 people that played Spock tried to get by bragging that they played Spock. Or do you think they just got their asses kicked for it?
Star Trek III: The Search for Spock did alright by me. Perhaps not living up to Wrath of Khan and just as easy to predict, but I found it satisfying and entertaining. Some of the shocks they attempted work, and some did not, mainly because I care more about a starship than I do about the hero’s permed son, but it worked, it looked good, and the cast did a good job. And they had Christopher Lloyd. That’s alright by me. I’ll still recommend this one for a watch. Star Trek III: The Search for Spock gets “Scotty, you’re as good as your word” out of “Come, come, Mr. Scott. Young minds, fresh ideas. Be tolerant.”
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Star Trek Into Darkness (2013)
Enjoy These Final Moments of Peace.
Tuesday again. Time again for a double feature at my local theater. It’s problematic for a film critic to hate crowds so much that he doesn’t like to go see new movies until the theaters have slowed down, but that’s the kind of critic you idolize. Me. This would normally be too soon for me to want to go see a movie of this magnitude, but there weren’t a lot of options in theaters right now, and my desire to see this movie was pretty strong. I was never a fan of the TV series this movie comes from, and I didn’t see the greater majority of the movies that helped make the series so popular. But I did see the movie right before this one and it made me a fan. I absolutely loved it. So when they put out a new one, it made me very excited. Did it live up to those expectations? Find out as I review Star Trek Into Darkness, based on characters created by Gene Roddenberry, written by Roberto Orci, Alex Kurtzman, and Damon Lindelof, directed by J. J. Abrams, and starring Chris Pine, Zachary Quinto, Benedict Cumberbatch, Peter Weller, Bruce Greenwood, Zoe Saldana, Simon Pegg, Anton Yelchin, John Cho, Karl Urban, Alice Eve, Noel Clarke, Nazneen Contractor, and Leonard Nimoy.
On a mission to the planet Nibiru, Captain James T. Kirk (Chris Pine) violates the Prime Directive in order to rescue First Officer Spock (Zachary Quinto) from danger. This causes Admiral Christopher Pike (Bruce Greenwood) to be forced to relieve Kirk of his command of the USS Enterprise. Elsewhere, a man named John Harrison (Benedict Cumberbatch) offers Starfleet Officer Thomas Harewood (Noel Clarke) a way to save his dying child in exchange for blowing up a Starfleet archive. Admiral Alexander Marcus (Peter Weller) calls together the captains of Starfleet to figure out their next move, falling directly into Harrison’s plan. Harrison attacks the meeting, killing many of the Starfleet commanders. In retaliation, Kirk is sent out with 72 prototype Photon Torpedoes with the order to destroy Harrison, while trying not to bring on a full scale war with the Klingons. But all is not as it appears…
For the first half of this movie, I admit that I was feeling a little underwhelmed by it. It was good, but it was not living up to my expectations for it. Then shit started to get real. Some might be embarrassed to say that they started to tear up near the end, mostly on moments between Spock and Kirk, but I’m not your usual man. I’m barely a man at all! What I am is a nerd, so it’s completely appropriate. The story is also heavy with references to the past of Star Trek, which I’m sure I missed a bunch of because of my relative inexperience with the franchise, but I still got most of them. I know Khan, for instance. I know Tribbles. I also know what happens to Spock at some point in a radioactive room. But I like that these movies are taking place in an altered timeline so thing happen close to what happened in the past, but occasionally roles are reversed to be able to still catch the audience off guard. But I was beginning to get trepidations in the beginning because a few things made me think they’d be treading the same ground as the previous movie, like when they took away Kirk’s ship and wanted to put him back in the academy, but they didn’t waste that much time in that. Then Kirk would start getting at odds with the crew again, although he had a good reason. I got most worried about how I’d feel about this movie when Kirk and Scotty parted ways. BRING PEGG BACK!! But then they did, and I could calm down. But the end of the movie was filled with some great action and great emotional moments, and I’ve always said that ending strong is more important than opening strong. I won’t spoil what was happening, but when Uhura told Spock to, “Go get him,” I got some wood, and surprisingly more because of the awesomeness than Zoe Saldana’s hotness. I would have to admit that I saw the ending coming, making it not that much of a surprise when we find out Kirk’s fate. I even wrote it in my notes just after I first saw the Tribble. That being said, I didn’t feel like it was any less effective just because I knew how it would turn out.
There’s really no point even talking about the look of the movie, is there? You saw the commercials and how awesome and epic they make the movie look, right? Yeah, that’s what it looks like. They were not lying to you.
I loved all the performances in this movie as well. Chris Pine is great as Kirk. He does the funny parts as well as he does the emotional parts. He also plays a dick very well, easily making me silently curse him in the theater for making Simon Pegg leave. I find it hard to talk about Zachary Quinto’s performance as Spock. Through most of the movie, he’s acting really robotic. On the other hand, that’s exactly what he’s supposed to be doing. And he’s able to convey quite a bit of emotion through his performance while still being such a Vulcan, and he kind of breaks down at the end of the movie in an awesome way. Zoe Saldana is hot. Simon Pegg is awesome. Peter Weller was Robocop. I was unfamiliar with this Benedict Cumberbatch before I went into this movie. I had heard him talked about a lot in nerdier crowds, so I knew he must have some nerd cred of some sort. I think it’s because he’s in that Sherlock show, but I’ve never seen it. And you never see him in The Hobbit because he only lends his voice to it. That being said, I still thought he was pretty awesome in the movie. Maybe not quite a Ricardo Montalbán, but pretty damned solid. Even with the emo hair that occasionally happened in the middle of a fight, he maintained a certain level of quiet badassdom. And the starring role in this movie for me is the white-haired chick on the command deck of the Enterprise. I don’t know who she is, but I want to be in her.
Star Trek Into Darkness is another addition to the series that wins in my book. The movie starts off a little slow for my taste, but ends strongly with a great deal of awesome action and emotion that actually made me tear up. It looks great and all the performances were also top notch. I’ve never considered myself a Star Trek fan, but if Abrams keeps this up, I might actually start watching the stuff that inspired the guy to make these awesome movies. In the meantime, I recommend getting yourself to the theaters to check this one out as soon as you can. Star Trek Into Darkness gets “If you test me, you will fail” out of “Because I am better.”
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